Lucas
We were listening to 90's music and every time he liked a song he would ask me "mommy is that singer dead?" After a few times I said "Lucas they are not all dead.....how old do you think mommy is?" His response "you look young but I know you are really really old". 😂😂😂
Noah
"Mommy maybe I can ask Santa this year to turn me into Godzilla but you are going to need a bigger house and buy a lot of food, I'm going to be eating a lot. Get ready mommy" 😂😂😂
Lucas
"I don't think I can be president of the United States in the future. This country Is really a mess and the people are just not listening."😂😂😂
Noah. "Mommy I think when I grow up I may want to be a cop, but be in the SWAT team where they go and get the bad guys. But my friend at school said the SWAT team only goes at night and since my bed time is at 830 how can I do it? I think I may need to think of another job. 😂😂😂
Noah
"Mommy every time we go up and down the hills in the car, my pee pee feels good." 😂😂😂
Lucas
"Mommy if I take Yoga class and the girl I like is there maybe she will see my sensitive side and like me?"😂😂😂
Noah
"I don't like girls, they smell and always want to play kitchen. But this girl I like she plays like a boy and doesn't make me play kitchen like my sister does." 😂😂😂
Lucas
"Mommy daddy is the best daddy in the world he does so many things for us, there are so many daddy's that just sit in the couch and watch TV all day. I mean daddy sits on the couch a lot but at least he gets up."😂😂😂
Noah
"Every time I play police with my friends they want me to be the bad guy, I don't want to be the bad guy I'm always the good guy. I never want to be bad. 😂😂😂😂
Lucas
(When his sister Milah bothers him)
"You better be nice to me because the only reason you are here is because I was a good boy all year and asked Santa for a sister". 😂😂😂
Noah
I overhear Noah talking to his friend
His friend "all my mommy eats is lettuce"
Noah "all my mommy eats is coffee" 😂😂😂
Lucas
"Mommy I want to be like my best friend Michael. He tells me every morning he gets up looks at himself in the mirror and tells himself that he is good looking and girls love him. " 😂😂😂
Noah
Noah was playing soccer and walks out of the game and comes running to me with a mad face. "Mommy, I'm tired, I'm scoring all the goals and this team doesn't help me all they want to do is look up at the sky and play with the dirt. I'm not playing anymore." 😂😂😂
Lucas
"Mommy the TV said they found a medicine that helps with RA, they said call your rheumatologist today...call him now mommy, they said call him". 😂😂😂
Noah
"Mommy, I like my one friend in my class but he always hangs out with a girl, that's his girlfriend, so I don't hang out with him because I hate girls." 😂😂😘
Lucas
"The tooth fairy is weird, a strange lady....I mean she collects teeth, her house must be full of teeth. I think she's a little creepy mommy".
😂😂😂
Noah
(When his sister bothers him)
"Mommy, Milah is being fresh with me. She hit me and yelled at me so I put her in time out and said she was a bad girl, she cried and I felt bad. I went over to say sorry to her and asked her to say sorry but she said no and hit me again. I think Santa sent the wrong sister." 😂😂😂
Lucas
"Mommy, when I grow up, Noah, my two friends and I are going to buy a house and adopt pigs...and have a mud room. Lots of people have mud rooms, that is for their pigs."😂😂😂
Lucas to Noah "Noah when I go to college you are going to miss me so much, I feel bad for you Noah you are going to be so sad".
Noah to Lucas "I am Lucas, I am going to miss you so much"
Noah turns to Milah "Milah when I go to college you are going to miss me so much, I feel bad for you Milah you are going to be so sad"
Milah to Noah "bye bye". 😂😂😂
Sometimes life is hard but my three babies make it easier....ok sometimes they make it easier when they are not screaming, hitting, giving attitude, refusing to eat.........don't want to go to sleep, decide to color walls, spill milk all over the place.....but you know what I mean. 😂😂😂
