Evil ghost.

There must be an evil ghost in my house. A ghost that loves to tease and gets a kick out of driving me crazy. I have tried holy water and having my house blessed but it still likes to taunt me. Do you want to know what it does? It hides my laundry. The ghost must be a man because a woman ghost would never do this to another woman. It happens like this. Every two weeks on a Thursday night I collect all of the dirty laundry from the boys rooms, my room and the bathrooms. I arranged them downstairs in colors and whites and then the following day (usually on my Friday off) I do laundry. I ask all my three boys on Friday morning to put any left out laundry by the basement door and I double check the hampers just to make sure. All clear. I do the laundry and put the clothes away. By Saturday morning I am all done and feel accomplished and like.....super mom. How do I do it? This mommy thing is so easy for me and I am the best mommy in the world. A career woman, a wife and an amazing amazing mom....how does she do it all. The evil ghost laughs. By Sunday, there is clothes all over the hampers, the laundry room and the basement door. Its that damn ghost. He is the one keeping me from being the woman I know I can be. Right? It has to be. By the end of that week I have enormous amount of laundry like I never did anything. How can this happen? I then feel unaccomplished! Damn ghost. Then my husband had an idea .......have our cleaning lady do our laundry. I love him. Take that ghost. I welcomed the idea. Ghost is probably crying now. I felt victorious again. Until.......the cleaning lady came and the washing machine stopped working along with a pipe bursting. I bet you it was the ghost. Damn ghost. Time for an exorcism.